Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
(via tyleroakley)
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
(Source: pettycentral, via ugly)
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*
me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?
(via buile42)
it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING
I would be dead
(Source: ampervadasz, via tyleroakley)
In 2019…
Sesame Street is turning fifty.
The Little Mermaid and The Simpsons are turning thirty.
The Lion King is turning twenty-five.
SpongeBob Squarepants is turning twenty.
Danny Phantom is turning fifteen.
I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm
(via bentazepam)
*SLURP*
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*BARF*
he was thorsty
(Source: ampervadasz, via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)